My husband receives a fwd from a cousin about 'Rajinikanth', Southern India's answer to Jackie Chan, Clint Eastwood, and many other stars put together and wants more than just the two of us to get a good laugh.. The man can defy gravity, rise from the ashes (literally) and smash a dozen heads in one blow!! You need to watch a movie of his to fully understand where I am coming from but the following list will certainly give you a good feel...enjoy..
RAJNIKANTH ...Superhero and supervillain of the Southern Screen !
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is
pushing the earth down.
2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that
Rajinikanth allowed to live.
3 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
4. Rajinikanth can judge a book by its cover.
5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
7. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today
called giraffes.
8. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
9. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes
the element of surprise.
10. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight....The knife lost.
11. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
12. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
13. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge
is a dish best served cold.
14. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of
life there.
15. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
speed of Rajinikanth.
16. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth....
Rajinikanth finds you.
18. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
19. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
20. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st. to April 2nd. ... No one fools Rajanikanth.
21. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack....His heart lost.
22. Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
23. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He DECIDES what time it is.
24. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal
insult.
25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could
use to kill you... including the room itself.
26. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill someone he doesn't know, he shoots
the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
27. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
OMG, this is so hilarious! :D
ReplyDeleteI've seen a few fighting scenes of Rajnikanth, and I must say that he puts Jacky Chan to shame.
Oh, and when Masood and I visited Chennai earlier this year, I saw a HUGE poster of Rajnikanth and Masood was like, "Whatever you do, do NOT say anything bad about him in public."
ReplyDeleteJokes aside, I think the man helps the poor a lot and gives so much to charity.
thanks Nadia, i still can't stop laughing, and yeah you r certainly better off not saying anything bad about him :) Masood bhai is rite :)
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